Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-48285-20160224185506/@comment-48285-20160226233134

Ban Mira because I'm ignoring you and talking to Alex.

Pigzillion wrote: Ban Mira because I, with my perfect 20/20 vision and a great level of motivation, could not find a single fuck to give; and for that, I am sorry. That reminded me of Team FourStar's Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (episode 2), after Luke Valentine breaks into Alucard's room (and destroys his 70" Plasma wide-screen TV [with Netflix] in the process).

Alucard: (annoyed) That was a 70" Plasma creen TV. *deep breath* (more upbeat) So, how can I help you? Luke: You must be the great Alucard! Alucard: 'suuup? Luke: I've heard quite a lot about you. Alucard: Oh really? Luke: The Nightwalker, who glides through oceans of blood. Beyond human, a monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself! Alucard: Oh, you dirty bitch, work the shaft! Luke: Ex-cuse you? Alucard: Oh, I'm sorry. I *giggles* like to dirty talk when someone's sucking my dick! Luke: Perhaps I should just skip to my point. My name is Luke Valentine. Alucard: And I'm Carmen Sandiego! Guess where I am! Luke: I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you, here! Alucard: Oh, so am I! And I'm failing. And I'm sorry for that. It's just that I'm so aggitated because this blond litle shit strolled into my room, destroyed my 70" Plasma TV and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father. *Alucad and Luke pooint guns at each other's head* Be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?