Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-48285-20150413165415/@comment-5780397-20150414224115

Animesuki wrote: Here's a little story:

One day, you realise that you are not actually Martial but...OPN. Then you walk out of your house and find yourself in a world of hatred, violence and death. You are the only one alive in your area. Suddenly, you feel that some slimy thing grabbed you... When you turn around, you see a giant octopus with sharp teeth wearing a strange uniform and necktie. It had the power to destroy the moon and of course, the Earth and all its living things. The octopus is most likely the one responsible for this massacre. It grinned. The creature then asks, "Will you read this ero-manga with me or else..." What would you do?

P.S: I know it's a really weird story but I just made it up really quickly^^;

No problem. I'd agree, and ask if that alien's gender. Then, I'd probably give him an ero-manga of my own collection. Am I right, OPN?

Jaadowgg wrote:

Speaking of alien octopus creatures... What would be the main reason for aliens to make contact with humans? Naivety. If they're intelligent, they'll stay well away from us. Seriously though, I think it would be exploration and experimentation, but in a social, non-we'llinserttubesinallyourorifices kind.

Pigzillion wrote:

PLease translate:

Yo mama's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes and is at risk of heart attacks and further health complications in the future.

Tua mamma è così grassa che ha il diabete di tipo 2 ed è a rischio di un attacco di cuore e di ulteriori problemi di salute in futuro.

Italian is a long-winded language, compared to English. Also, this is the most concerned insult I have ever heard (read). That's another thing you are creative with, Pig... Alex.