Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-48285-20161205164344/@comment-26871067-20170206230333

Jaadowgg wrote: Will you answer the first five questions asked now that you have this opportunity to? Damn right I will. In order:

How did you become the meister of olives?

I was only a boy when it happened. A wizened man passed the forbidden arts on to me. Where he came from, I never knew. He whispered into my ear, and once he had imparted his knowledge upon me he melted away into the air, never to return. It took me years to master what he had taught me. One day, I will choose a successor of my own. Only to them will I tell the full story.

Why don't you find olives disgusting like a normal person?

I'm so sorry you've completely failed to understand how good olives are. Your life must be bleak and empty.

Do you enjoy black olives the most?

I don't believe in choosing favorites, they're like my children. My delicious children. (I do prefer black olives.)

What is your background country?

I'm American!

Did you already got yourself on a somewhat rare situation, where an olive maniac that you met by random chance on the street wanted to eat you alive?

No, but only because I am the olive maniac.