Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-48285-20140901153630/@comment-48285-20141028160245

Ban OPN because the Abridged version of The Major's speech was awesome:

Before we begin our next phase, I would liek to adress a rumour floating around ze fleet. Some of you have come to believe zat I like war. I wish to dash these rumours! I do not like war. I. LOVE. War. Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war. You get up in ze morning, you get into your shitty car und you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you do drive down the street in his Proche.

Class War.

You make it to work und you find out that ze annual drug test is today. Und you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents.

Drug War.

But then, you find out that ze only ones being called in for testing are your black und hispanic co-workers.

Race War.

Then you try und post about it on your Facebook but then all your friends start arguing about what's right und what's wrong.

Flame War.

You finally get home und you decide to relax by watching a program about "Who gets ze box? What's in ze box? How much is what's in ze box worth?"

Storage Wars. (giggle)

What I am telling you, my army of one-thousand vampires is I am a proveyer of war. Und, with your help, over the years, we are now at the precipace of our true goal. You see, I want a simple war. No class wars, no drug wars, no race wars, no flame wars und certainly no Cold Wars. Blue-balled for forty years. What I want is a war that only we can bring. A true war. A German War. The sequel you've all been waiting for... 'I. WANT. WORLD. WAR. THREE!'

Soldiers: Zieg Hiel! Zieg Hiel! Zieg Hiel!

(TeamfourStar's Hellsing Ultimate Abriged episode 4. The Major voiced by Lanipator.)