Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25814498-20160613144119/@comment-25814498-20160814183345

Ban Jay because a mole informed me that the stock prices would plummet due to the market being over-saturated by things such as Nefarious Schemes, Devious Plots, etc(all manufactured by Evil Inc and its competition), but that it was all a ploy by the CEO in order to push the other company's out of business. Smaller businesses such as the notorious Evil Corp. couldn't survive the crash and had to be bailed out by Evil Inc., whilst larger companies such as the latter and Evil International(Evil Inc.'s only notable competition at the time) survived, later thriving due to a new demand what with the sudden lack of Evil manufacturers. As such the stock prices rose higher than they had in the last 30 years, and the lucky ones such as myself and my informant reaped the rewards.