Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25814498-20161227172359/@comment-25814498-20170115141635

Ban OPN because Evil Inc. has simplified the process into a bottle of little pills, which you must ingest thrice daily. From what I discerned from the investors meeting, it combines miniature philosophers stones with a combination of a concentrated essence from the Fountain of Youth and genetically modified Retro-Viruses, which replaces the gene in DNA that causes Mitosis to slow down in old age. It's the quintessential embodiment of Science and Magic combined; although I'm not sure when it will be available for human consumption.