Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-4896558-20171004160353/@comment-4783583-20181204084834

DinoTaur wrote: How may I absolve myself of my sins? Depends on which god you sinned against. If you have sinned against the flying spaghetti monster you must make a plate of delicious spaghetti and share it with somebody you dislike. If you sinned against Yahweh you must beg for forgiveness, if you sinned against god the father you must say ten hail mary's and one lord's prayer, if you sinned against Allah, you must vast for four days, if you sinned against the devas you must light some incense, if you sinned against buddha you must share your cloak with somebody who is cold, if you sinned against the seven you must pray for the crone's guidance and if you sinned against the fucking monkeys of Dawud you must commit incest with your closest female relative in the order of sister, daughter, mother, aunt, grandmother, niece.