Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25814498-20161227172359/@comment-4783583-20170115135720

Ban Pig because evil inc is shit, I was bound to the demon etrigan then, I manipulated Merlin into creating a philosopher stone for me and then I went to the ends of the earth to find the aqua vitea, which I bathed and mastrubated in, making me three times immortal in total.