Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-48285-20150223193811/@comment-4828844-20151115142033

Prince of Erebor wrote: * seems like it's not a good time to join the conversation, but*

@Darcy, shouldn't you find a real boyfriend? How can you masturbate with some hypothetical guys???? http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/s449/D-Chylde/Gasps%20in%20Elvish_zpshhjzf6f1.jpg

LANGUAGE, YOUNG MAN! King Thranduil does not approve of such indecent words in public!

I have unrealistic expectations for boyfriends. Like you should have pointy ears, long blond hair and blue eyes (and could shoot arrows while surfing down with a shield), Elvenkings from the Woodland Realm, or dark-haired guys with weird tattoos on the forehead and still couldn't use his Nen.

Huh. The world sure is cruel. As a fangirl, I think I can manage a few more years without a real life boyfriend.