Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-48285-20150223193811/@comment-4828844-20151117133953

Prince of Erebor wrote:

- Darkchylde wrote:

Prince of Erebor wrote: * seems like it's not a good time to join the conversation, but*

@Darcy, shouldn't you find a real boyfriend? How can you masturbate with some hypothetical guys???? http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/s449/D-Chylde/Gasps%20in%20Elvish_zpshhjzf6f1.jpg LANGUAGE, YOUNG MAN! King Thranduil does not approve of such indecent words in public!

I have unrealistic expectations for boyfriends. Like you should have pointy ears, long blond hair and blue eyes (and could shoot arrows while surfing down with a shield), Elvenkings from the Woodland Realm, or dark-haired guys with weird tattoos on the forehead and still couldn't use his Nen.

Huh. The world sure is cruel. As a fangirl, I think I can manage a few more years without a real life boyfriend. Legolas and Chrollo?!?!?!?!?!?!?! This is madness (This is Sparta)

Sorry if the reply is overdue, but don't forget about King Thranduil! He's one sexy elf if you ask me. *winks*